The laws of life

16 August 2007

I stole this from another blog :P

Law of queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, younever get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, thetelephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


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