Blogripping: 22 Ways to Tell You're Grown Up

31 October 2007

I "borrowed" this from another blog.
I am so NOT grown up, just conservative :)

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the weather channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "Dressed Up."

10. You're the one called the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down their stereo.

11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

12. You take naps

13. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

14. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.

15. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

16. A $4.00 bottle of wine is not longer "Pretty good shit."

17. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

18. "I just can't drink the way I used" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

19. 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work.

20. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

21. When you find out your friend is pregnant, you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh crap, what the hell happened?"

22.
You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't
apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry butt.

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